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The Globo TV network schedule for the next few days

The national obession with all things Neymar is reflected in the spoof Globo TV schedule above. Meanwhile the debate on real Brazilian TV is whether Willian or Bernado is going to replace Neymar tomorrow.

A spoof on You Tube shows Filipao (Scolari) singing Fico Assim Sem Voce (I’m Like this Without You) to Neymar. Except the lyrics have been changed.

Game without a tout
Whore without a tourist
It’s me, without you
FIFA without a dirty trick
Dilma without being being booed
It’s me, without you
Why does it have to be like this?
Injury or explusion…and end!
until it ends
not even Bruna Marquezine (Neymar’s girlfriend)
will separate you from me
I’m blown far away from you
I was rude and the press was not good to me
Without you on the field to sort things out
any opposition player is dangerous

For Neymar’s girlfriend, his injury was not the only trauma she has had to suffer during the tournament. This footage shows her on the receiving end of a fart from a Brazilian football supporter:

Meanwhile, at the Fan Fests, the dressing up is becoming more adventurous with this young lady painting her body.

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Because of this, this country doesn’t move forward: it is separating order from progress.

Argentinian supporters seem to be continuing to enjoy themselves. This group having purchased a fake spine in an attempt to wind up the Brazilians.

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Argentinian fans with a spine

Well I guess on the day Di Stefano dies we should give the Argentinian fans a bit of leeway. RIP Alfredo.

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Alfredo di Stefano 1926-2014

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